Bacon and Lettuce
You wake up to the DVD menu on repeat. There’s bits of bacon and lettuce clogging the drains in both the sink and the shower. Your cold sweat turned to a hot sweat during the night, so you can tell you’re alive again. And you are hung the fuck over. But you Walk to the 101 for more bacon and lettuce, because there’s no reason this mess can’t wait. Take in all the sexy hung...
Jack Littman →
Met this guy through a friend, and I wanted to plug him to my 8 followers. It sounds like George Michael making out with Chris Issac while Denny Elfman and Ian Curtis jack off and play djembes.
New song. Called Get the fuck out of my apartment.
New song. Called Mulligan.
Mr. Earl Sweatshirt, I’m probably deluding myself by trying to view you through a Warholian lens, and I’m okay with that because either way, you are incredible.
That takes up the subtraction of knowledge. Keeping up a state of mind. He...
‘But for you who fear my name, the Sun of Righteousness will rise with healing in his wings. And you will go free, leaping with joy like calves let out to pasture… On the day when I act, watermelons will explode, and you will tread upon the wicked as if they were dust under your feet, that you may know my curious wrath.’ says the LORD Almighty.
Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Photoshops Hillary... →
raptoravatar: atheistinspiration: This newspaper refuses to publish pictures of women, so it photoshopped Hillary Clinton and another woman out of a picture of the now-iconic Bin Laden raid Situation Room photo. This newspaper is literally erasing women from important historical moments. There needs to be a rule that if you’re gonna have beliefs from the dark ages, you aren’t allowed to...
I woke up this morning and realized that I’d forgotten long division. What else don’t I remember how to do?
Here’s the Godzilla song from the...
I’m making Going to a party at which I don’t know anyone. a list Taking obvious sips from Eva’s backpack on the subway. of moments Waking up this morning cold and groggy and bestubbled, but responsible for myself. for which Watching Lindz dance with those little girls. I’ve felt Buying Hula hoops with my mom. extreme passion.