August 2011
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Guy flirting with girl: "That tree looks like the karate kid logo."
Girl: "The karate kid logo is a sun."
Guy: "No- Karate Kid 2, there's a Bonsai or... I'm sorry I've had like five Jameson/Pepsi's."
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Finished the draft of the short film.
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Here's part of the song I'm writing:
Everything’s red when your eyes are closed. 40 million dead, and a pile of clothes. Everything’s dead if you think hard enough. Call this bibliomancy in the buff.
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Just typo'd:
My mommy and I are going to ick you up tomorrow.
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Weird Walking.
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I'm watching The Music Man. →
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